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[Today something strange is going on in the plaza; Billy and Tommy are there and hanging out, chatting awkwardly and messing with their powers. "Billy" is tossing bursts of blue light into the air like fireworks, and "Tommy" is flashing between one side of the plaza and the other, skidding a bit over the pavement like he's out of practice. They don't seem to be there for any particular reason, but if people happen to question it, they're more than happy to strike up a casual conversation. Just don't expect a straight answer...
At some point they split off to visit their usual haunts (the battle dome, the coffee shop, the school, some of the other stores, and in Billy's case, the sky) but they never seem to be very far from one another, for some reason.
Eventually they'll be back at home, and that's when the journal comes out:]
Hey, people, got a question for you. My little bro is really fixated on getting a piercing. It's probably the boyfriend's fault. Anyone know how to do that in a way that won't make him lose an ear? Like, not involving ice and a needle?
Oh my God. Tommy, shut up... okay, well, kind of what he said. Minus the gore.
You're getting holes poked into you, dude, that's gore by definition.
Not if it's done professionally.
Yeah, I'm sure you'll find a real pro on Paper Facebook.
Don't you have somewhere to be? [ With the most put upon, quietly frustrated sigh. ]
With my speed? I'm already there. At the same time. [With a smug tone equal to that frustration.]
Thanks for making this a total wash. Sorry for wasting your time, everyone. If you know the answer just contact me privately.
Hey, are you getting a Prince Albert while you're at it?
OH MY GOD. [Maybe a little over dramatic. The journal is slammed shut.]
(( this is a JOINT POST between Billy![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
selfhelp and Tommy dickmoves. At Tommy's request they have SWAPPED APPEARANCES, so Billy is pretending to be Tommy and Tommy is pretending to be Billy. As such, their powers are being faked - Tommy via enchantment and Billy via disguised teleports - and their personalities might not be up to par with what their CR is used to. They're identical twins aside from hair and eye colour (which is easy to fake) so it's a pretty good swap. The game is to see how many people can be pranked! So, you know, have fun with it. Journals used will be selfmoves and dickhelp.
Please specify in the subject line who you're tagging! If not, you might get a random or both of them. w/e. Three-ways are not discouraged but they are slow, so bear that in mind...! ))
At some point they split off to visit their usual haunts (the battle dome, the coffee shop, the school, some of the other stores, and in Billy's case, the sky) but they never seem to be very far from one another, for some reason.
Eventually they'll be back at home, and that's when the journal comes out:]
Hey, people, got a question for you. My little bro is really fixated on getting a piercing. It's probably the boyfriend's fault. Anyone know how to do that in a way that won't make him lose an ear? Like, not involving ice and a needle?
Oh my God. Tommy, shut up... okay, well, kind of what he said. Minus the gore.
You're getting holes poked into you, dude, that's gore by definition.
Not if it's done professionally.
Yeah, I'm sure you'll find a real pro on Paper Facebook.
Don't you have somewhere to be? [ With the most put upon, quietly frustrated sigh. ]
With my speed? I'm already there. At the same time. [With a smug tone equal to that frustration.]
Thanks for making this a total wash. Sorry for wasting your time, everyone. If you know the answer just contact me privately.
Hey, are you getting a Prince Albert while you're at it?
OH MY GOD. [Maybe a little over dramatic. The journal is slammed shut.]
(( this is a JOINT POST between Billy
selfhelp and Tommy dickmoves. At Tommy's request they have SWAPPED APPEARANCES, so Billy is pretending to be Tommy and Tommy is pretending to be Billy. As such, their powers are being faked - Tommy via enchantment and Billy via disguised teleports - and their personalities might not be up to par with what their CR is used to. They're identical twins aside from hair and eye colour (which is easy to fake) so it's a pretty good swap. The game is to see how many people can be pranked! So, you know, have fun with it. Journals used will be selfmoves and dickhelp.Please specify in the subject line who you're tagging! If not, you might get a random or both of them. w/e. Three-ways are not discouraged but they are slow, so bear that in mind...! ))
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How hard can it be? Rebellious teenage girls have been putting pins in their ears forever.
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He will not call his brother a rebellious teenage girl. ]
That'd be great.
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[She really doesn't know.]
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It's a... personal piercing.
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Oh. [Which would be much more relaxed and put-together without the intense accompanying blush.
Why would...why would Billy, ever, want to-
No, no, not thinking one single step more down that road.]