[Fourth Wall]

[selfhelp]

[This is a catch-all! If you want to bother Billy Kaplan, Asch the Bloody, or Ellie, they are around town and available for pestering. Billy and Ellie are wandering (on the look-out for familiar faces), but Asch is most likely holed out behind the counter of the bar and hating everything.

Non-obvious visitors should request/specify who they want or prepare to be surprised.]

Comments

[dissonates]

I'm surprised you remember at all.

[Though with the way people are looking - no wings or barcodes as far as he can see - there's something fishy going on, here.]

I'm fine. Same as ever.

[Which should surprise literally no one.]