[Fourth Wall]

[selfhelp]

[This is a catch-all! If you want to bother Billy Kaplan, Asch the Bloody, or Ellie, they are around town and available for pestering. Billy and Ellie are wandering (on the look-out for familiar faces), but Asch is most likely holed out behind the counter of the bar and hating everything.

Non-obvious visitors should request/specify who they want or prepare to be surprised.]