selfhelp: ([billy] I don't hate it.)
William "Billy" Kaplan (Wiccan) ([personal profile] selfhelp) wrote2013-04-20 10:13 am

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Hey, ah... Vision - I mean, Jonas - of the Young Avengers got sent home. Sorry, if you knew him.

[Why is he always full of bad news? Ugh... let’s try to be less depressing for a while.]

There’s something else I wanted to talk about today: since I got here almost a year ago I’ve noticed how there’s this huge range of cultural norms across the multiverse- which makes sense, different worlds have different standards, I get it. People who are accepted in one world aren’t tolerated in another. Luceti’s kind of an anomaly, where there’s really not much, if any prejudice. I mean, there’s the whole Malnosso versus Us mentality, but that’s because of what they do, not what they are. Basically what I’m saying is that I think that’s great, and I want to do my part to keep encouraging that universal acceptance here for the people who might not be able to get it back where they come from, open up discussions to people who might not be sure about who or what they are, um...

Okay, this is a really roundabout way of saying I want to start an LGBT club. If you don’t know what that means, here’s a breakdown:

[Below is a jotted list-

L = Lesbian = girls attracted to girls
G = Gay = guys attracted to guys
B = Bisexual = guys and girls attracted to BOTH guys and girls
T = Transgender = People who feel like they were born in the body of the wrong gender (or genderfluid)
*Q = Questioning = Anyone not sure about the above or if they apply

And then it returns to voice.]


Those are really oversimplified, and there's still a lot of other words people use to define themselves, but you get the gist of it. I’d really like to meet up with anyone who matches any those descriptions, or feels like they might, or are just curious about it. I’m gonna put up some posters with suggested meeting times and places, but if you have any questions or just want to talk about it, you can use the journal (it’s okay to be anonymous!) or come right to the school. I’ve got a table set up and I’ll be here pretty much all day. I don't know if this is going to go anywhere, but it's worth a shot, right?

One last thing- we’re looking to make this a safe place, so if you plan to come just to make fun of people: we have a Hulk.

[And true to his word, Billy will be at the school, curled up in a chair at a plain table littered with papers. He’s designing posters and doodling various symbols to use for logos. Come bother him if you like?]
not_a_troll: (i know this)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I allowed be in charge of making the posters? Even though I am quite unsure how I must depict genderfluids.

Perhaps a diversity genders floating in a liquid. Men and women embracing being a watery substance.

[Loki frowns and taps his chin briefly.]

Midgardians are very fond of lesbians.
not_a_troll: (slander and lies)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-22 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
I am not allowed to design them? Why not?

[Really, Billy, why not?]

not_a_troll: Art © Itokufox.weebly.com (pleasantries)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-25 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Billy of New York I think you are in need of a very important pick-me-up-speech by me, Loki Laufeyson of the House of Odin. I shall refer to the thing Teddy Altering Man has said to me. 'Believe in you who believes in me'. It is a very important phrase and quite an amusing play of words.

Because please, tell me Billy, why do you not believe in your own abilities? You have helped me a multitude of times and still you tell me about the things you are not able to do. I think you are able to do such things. Because I believe in you who believes in me.

[Allow Loki to be very serious about this. You need to stop being so negative, Billy.]

A club also needs a secret club house. Up high in a tree.
not_a_troll: (whelp)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-04-26 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki is always interested, Billy.]

You do? I was merely giving you a pick-me-up. That differs from a lecture, you see?

[Hmmm, allow Loki to think about that for a bit.]

It could be a public secret. Or a clubhouse with traps and puzzles to emphasize its secret nature. It should also involve a secret handshake. Secret handshakes are important.
not_a_troll: (whelp)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-01 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps the secret handshake can be the gesture for intercourse. Since it refers to a person's sexuality, after all.

[He is dead serious. And honestly, he does not really care why sexual preference is such a big deal on Midgard. Or sex in general.]

But I shall ponder deeply about the club house.
not_a_troll: (the world of online!)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-03 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki nods enthusiastically.]

Aye! That one!

[He mimics the gesture.]

That is how gestures gain a double meaning, you see? It refers to intercourse and is the secret handshake for people who prefer their intercourse with a different mate.

According to the world of online sex is most important. Er...I believe we had this conversation already, right?
not_a_troll: (investigation in progress)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-06 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
You seem knowledgable about the birds, bees, flowers and trees. That is a correct way to refer to the act of intercourse, right?

Birds, bees, flowers and trees.

[He nods. He is sure that he is right.]

I do not. But a lot is about sex. And can we keep the gesture?
not_a_troll: (groooooosssss :\)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-10 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Billy of New York, you tend to lose arguments a lot. And when you do you make that face.

[He mimics the face and points at it.]

Gander upon it.

[Regarding the gesture.]

For the people who are not sexual we exclude the finger going in.
not_a_troll: (a pimp in a dwelling)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-13 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Loki is not entirely aware of the fact that his proposals regarding the secret handshake are insulting. After all, if someone is not sexual there should not be a referral to sex, thus that would exclude that finger...]

A gentle pat on the back, perhaps?
not_a_troll: (pondering is of the now)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-16 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Loki is giving it thought. He does. But its just a rather complicated matter.]

It has to be provocative but not offensive, friendly yet with a little playful wink.

[Loki crosses his arms.]

You have presented me quite a challenge, Billy of New York. Thank the heavens and a variety of Midgardian deities that I am fond of challenges.
not_a_troll: (mischiefs!)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-19 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye!

[Loki taps his chin for a moment.]

That means I am in charge of the club house, yes? I am the Club House Leader.

[He smiles broadly.]
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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-21 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Aye! I am aware of this.

[And even though the urge to engage in great mischief is rather large, Loki also is aware of a certain feeling that he is not allowed to mess this up that bad.

Perhaps he could combine both...]


I will not let you down, Billy of New York!
not_a_troll: (same old you same old me)

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[personal profile] not_a_troll 2013-05-23 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Aye!

[Loki finds himself quite excited about this and after a short wave he closes the journal. There are clubhouses he has to design.]

Edited 2013-05-23 09:50 (UTC)