selfhelp: ([billy] I definitely need a new codename)
William "Billy" Kaplan (Wiccan) ([personal profile] selfhelp) wrote2013-02-07 12:09 am

[Voice/Action] Forward-dated to the afternoon of the 9th

[He should have seen this coming- it's like it's some kind of retaliation for what he'd done on Teddy's birthday. He still manages to be surprised when Teddy shoos him out of the apartment some time after breakfast on the 9th, barely given time to grab his coat and stuff his laptop into a bag before he's been officially banished from his own home.

...Well then. Looks like he's in the wind today. First things first: while he isn't usually the type to announce this kind of thing, thanks to having the afternoon to himself (whereas usually his birthday is filled with doting parents and obnoxious little brothers vying for attention) he's feeling indulgent enough to go for it, and he remembers something in particular...]


Okay- first of all, question for everybody. Now that I know about that whole... Valentine's Day thing that's supposed to happen every year, does anyone know how to avoid it? Or should I just lock myself in my room for a few days and hope for the best?

And second, to the X-Men? If the team training is still on for today, it's probably safe to go ahead and assume I won't make it. I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday. But happy birthday to Logan whenever he gets back- 180 is a pretty big landmark, right?

[Hopefully he won't get killed for that one, but he just couldn't help himself. Even if the accuracy of that number is questionable.

The rest of the afternoon will be spent in the following ways: goofing off in the Battle Dome with some self-indulgent hologram scenarios blatantly ripped out of Star Trek, wasting time in Seventh Heaven with excessive amounts of coffee and his laptop like a proper teenage hipster, and then, when his battery's running dry, returning to building #5 to bully Teddy into feeding the laptop's power cord under the door, at which point he'll be curled up on the floor outside his apartment playing Minecraft or something while he waits for his boyfriend to finish... whatever he's doing in there.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] how does it look?)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-14 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm?

[Teddy glances down at Billy before he looks ahead again, then makes a gentle turn around a building. There's a lopsided grin on his face due to Billy teasing his Hulkling wings; they're not as sensitive as his Luceti wings, but considering all the subtle currents of the wind he has to feel against them? Yeah, they're pretty sensitive anyway.]

What, stay as Hulking 'til we get to bed? [Not that he's actually Hulkling right now, but hey, Billy's half asleep. Might as well indulge.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] i'm an avenger now)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-14 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha... okay, Billy.

[Of course, Teddy knows for sure that Billy's not even going to last that long. Maybe tomorrow, just to add on to all the birthday fun, but definitely not tonight. This morning. Right. Even if Billy were awake, now Teddy's tired. Better to do it when they're both energized. (Can Billy even rip Teddy's clothes off? ... Huh. That image is really - nope, not going there.)

... Not that he's stopping Billy from doing sloppy things to his neck. That feels pretty nice, okay.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] i can change size - wait)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-14 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[lol oh good luck leaving a hickey on an alien with fast healing factor, Billy. But that doesn't mean Teddy can't enjoy it, especially with teeth involved, so his smile turns a little lazy, and he looks ahead with half-lidded eyes -

that suddenly shoot open when Billy makes that suggestion.

wh

at]


... What?

[Did he hear that right - no way. Hulk-out during - no way. Hulkling is for intimidation, for fighting, not for... for that. It'd be so much easier to hurt Billy like that, and -

And... okay. Billy pretty much sounds like he's drifting off, so he's probably lucid dreaming or something. That makes more sense. Teddy relaxes at that, not even realizing that he'd tensed out of surprise, and focuses on what's ahead again. Their apartment shouldn't be too far away now.]


That, um... sure is an idea, yeah. [And maybe - no, no. Not a best idea. Not even a good idea. Nope nope nope.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] oh my god it's him)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-14 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[what no that wasn't agreeing fuck

He at least gives a sharper little intake of breath at the bite, and that felt nice, but other than that - oooh no this conversation is driving into weird territory. Teddy glances off to the side as if he's unsure, and when he looks ahead - oh thank god, there's the apartment.

And the window's closed. Right, probably one of the flatmates who saw the window open and didn't realize the boys went out flying. Oh well. He can get over that problem easily, when he gets close enough.]


I think you should ask me tomorrow when you're actually more awake, but sure, I promise. [He's pretty sure Billy won't remember this anyway, so what's the harm? Something to laugh about later, anyway.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] either fond or sleepy)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-14 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
... Heh.

[Yeah, Teddy knew Billy wouldn't even make it to the bed.

Once he gets close enough to the window, he shifts another arm to open it up, flies in, then closes it once more before pulling that limb in again. After that, it's only a matter of time before he's got them both in bed, though he raises an eyebrow at the blanket Billy has wrapped around him like a cocoon. Teddy sure would like to get under that with him and cuddle with him like that, but he's pretty sure he can't extract that blanket without waking Billy up too...

So, he lets out a quiet snort before he gets under the covers of the bed, though he still snuggles up close enough to rest his forehead against Billy's shoulder and shut his eyes.]


Night, Billy.
halfnhalf: ([teddy] sigh what now)

[Action] lol should we we warn for NSFW now

[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-14 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Teddy is a heavy sleeper, so the warmth and the pressure aren't really noticed yet. They're always tangled with each other during the night anyway, so his body just mistakes it for that and rests on for another minute.

That is, until the hands brushing over his front continue to do so. It keeps causing a soft little tingling sensation in the nerves there, and eventually it stirs him out of sleep and makes him wake up groggily, though enough to recognize that yes, he's being touched, and rather nicely, and yes, that person's head in on his shoulder, and there's really only one person who'd be doing this.]


Mm, Billy...? [It's a little hard to turn his head like this, so he glances sidelong at him while his own fingers brush against Billy's wrist. Is he doing what he thinks he's doing...?]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] either fond or sleepy)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[The grin Teddy gives thanks to all that is lazy in nature, and is soon interrupted by a huge yawn. One that's also interrupted by a noise due to Billy's nibbling against his ear, and he shuts his mouth soon after, another sleepy smile playing on his lips.]

Morning. [Now that Billy's hands are ducked under his shirt and doing delightful things to his skin, Teddy decides to slide his fingers up Billy's arm, stroking the upper part in a languid fashion.] What's gotten into you?
halfnhalf: ([teddy] billy shut up omg)

[Action] WOW BIG REBEL

[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[... Haha, wow. Horny while falling asleep and horny upon waking up. Damn, Billy.

Teddy lets out a quiet chuckle, his eyes shutting to enjoy the sensations against his skin and his ears. And of course, thanks to all of that, he can feel heat gather gather under his stomach, and he shifts his legs a little as a result.]


S'an early morning. 'n we've both got morning breath.

[Not that he's complaining, with the way he's slowly moving back to press his back against Billy's chest and let their hips push together.]

You sure you wanna?
halfnhalf: ([teddy] lost in thought)

[Action] you got da power

[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ha... fair enough. You're still completely ridiculous.

[Teddy lets out a quiet, breathy, pleased sound, his hand moving to hold Billy's hip, the grip clumsy at first due to grogginess, but soon finding a firmer one. He's climbing out of the haze of sleep as well, slowly but surely. His other hand, previously trapped awkwardly below him, twists up to grip below the pillow while he moves his own hips, trying to grind down against Billy's leg as well as his hips.

The half of his brain coming out of its sleepy daze is telling him that there are far too many clothes, while the part that's still asleep is saying that he's too lazy to get their clothes off. In a moment, he'll surely decide on one or the other.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] he did it again didn't he)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Teddy freezes at that, eyes opening wide to stare at the wall.

Really, Kaplan? Really?

And he nearly turns his head to give him that deadpan look, but, well. Morning breath.]


Billy, have I given any sort of indication that I want to go back to sleep? See, I'm even pronouncing everything correctly. I'm wide awake. I'm fine. Keep going?
halfnhalf: ([teddy] i'll raise you up)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Not bossy, merely... impatient.

But yes, yes, that is a good enough start. Teddy lets his eyes drift shut again as he rocks his hips as best as he can at this angle, arching slightly into Billy's hand and then pushing back against his hips. He laughs quietly, though shakily, and slides his hand up Billy's hip, only to move back down again, this time to slip it under his pajama pants and feel the skin there.]


... You know... unless you want to sleep.
halfnhalf: ([teddy] do something about it)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
I was kind of - hnn... hoping you'd say that. And do that. [As Billy pulls the blanket over them both, at least. With his boyfriend's toes brushing his calves, he could feel them starting to get cold, and that's never a fun feeling, especially during sex.

With the temperature already warming due to their shared body heat and the blanket over them, Teddy decides that pants, at least, must come off, now. He pushes the side of Billy's pajama pants down as much as he can without cheating, which is about down to his thigh, before he gives up on that and works on pulling down his own pants. Much easier than reaching back and trying to do so blindly.]
halfnhalf: ([teddy] do what now?)

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[personal profile] halfnhalf 2013-02-15 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Elegance is lost in the face of snuggly, lazy sex, ok ok.

Teddy's kind of slow with getting the pants off himself, though he still manages it, and ends up working it off with his feet while he reaches over, trying to do so without shifting or moving much, to open the drawer and peek inside. He probably has to dislodge Billy from his neck to do that, but he can always latch on again when Teddy comes back.

And before he does, he works his shirt off of the shoulder against the bed, now that it's lifted up, and then settles down again, allowing Billy to get rid of the rest as he holds up both lube and a condom over his shoulder.]


No need to fear, stuff is here.

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