[Static remembers that time he got training.

Never.]

Right. Well, I don't have any special clothes beam or anything, but this is pretty cool.

[He turns around and finds something convenient. That park bench should do. He sends out a bolt of electricity from his right hand. Rather than just shock it, he's able to lift it with electromagnetism. He propels it into the air and then over their heads, and to the wall of a nearby building. He disengages the electricity, but leaves the bench there, magnetized.]

I call that my static cling.