selfhelp: ([wiccan] lol omg tommy you dork)
William "Billy" Kaplan (Wiccan) ([personal profile] selfhelp) wrote2013-01-26 02:52 am

[Action] Fourth Wall



BILLY KAPLAN will be either a) flying/teleporting around or b) wandering through the chaos just wondering what the hell is going on; he's never seen this in Luceti before, and it's definitely something to look at. He'll be watching for familiar faces, definitely, or just poking at interesting-looking people.

EDWARD ELRIC is, surprise! Back from his kidnapping. Sort of. Temporarily. And he's trying to get himself home, but who knows what he'll run into on the way... eh-heh.

ASCH is in Good Spirits, mostly unruffled because he's been through like five years of this madness and refuses to get his feathers ruffled. But he will anyway, because he's like that. You might catch him outside as well, if he decides he's had enough and tries to drown himself in the lake or something. (This is entirely possible.)



[ooc: please put who you want to ping in the subject line or something, this is a catch-all! And Ed's just back for 4th Wall, his real return will be a few days after this. |Db]
eyecondition: (26; idk man)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's not healthy, dude. You need to see the Professor for stuff like that.]

You probably wouldn't be stuck here if it was unlimited.
eyecondition: (30; lineface)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[NOPE SORRY Scott's been drinking the X-koolaid for way too long. THE PROFESSOR CAN DO NO HARM not no way not no how.]

Nobody wants to feel trapped. Even if this place is better than their own. It's about giving people the choice.
eyecondition: (25; talk)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems to be the case for a lot of people.

How long have you been with the X-men? [Because mutant = X-man even if he's from some alternate dimension or wacky future timeline or something.]
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[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why would anyone want a different option? Everyone's happy working with the Professor.

Join us, Billy.]


Oh.. Sorry, don't you have X-Men where you're from? I didn't mean to assume.
eyecondition: (29; screw you)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, suspicion.]

You're not part of the Brotherhood, are you?

[Does this face look more like the Cyclops you're used to, Billy?]
eyecondition: (30; lineface)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes Billy for the kind of mutant who's not an X-Man. How can you not be an X-man?? Seriously he's still stuck on that.]

Never heard of any 'young avengers.' I guess that means you're from the future.
eyecondition: (30; lineface)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
At least that means there's a future to look forward to.


...How are things for mutants in the future, Billy? Are you safe outside of the Institute?
eyecondition: (18; we're being serious always)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's not the answer he was looking for. He wanted to hear that their work all meant something. That by the time Billy grows up in the future, mutants and humans dance around together and hug. Or something cheerful and Brady Bunch-y like that.]

It's just going to keep getting worse?

We do good things, Billy. We're helpful, and more patient than they deserve. Why can't they see that?? Why can't--

[Wait. No. Stop. Billy's just some kid from some future long after Scott's dead and buried. It's not his fault. He takes a deep breath and holds it for a ten-count.]

I'm sorry. I just.

Your generation's supposed to have it better.
eyecondition: (17; we're being serious now)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-24 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ohgod telling Scott about M-Day ]would be a bad, bad thing.]

I want to be married in twenty years. I want to be a father. I don't want my kids to grow up having to hide themselves. [He sighs heavily.]

I'm sorry. Don't mean to unload on you. I'm sorry we couldn't give you a better world to grow up in.
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[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[No. That would not be better. And neither would sitting around moping about it. Billy's just a kid. A kid who looks his age, but as far as Scott's concerned, he might as well be negative thirty years old. Give or take.]

I'll just have to do better next time I'm home. But I'll tell you what. I'll head back to 16 and check up on the guys, and then we can let off some steam over basketball. What do you say?

[Scott chooses the Bro answer for his problems. He's not yet discovered beer pong.]
eyecondition: (22; bros)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-25 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Because that's how girls bond.]

What, they don't have sports in the future? I'll just have to teach you then.
eyecondition: (27; sheepish)

[personal profile] eyecondition 2013-02-25 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Everyone starts out as a novice. Don't worry about it.