selfhelp: ([wiccan] lol omg tommy you dork)
William "Billy" Kaplan (Wiccan) ([personal profile] selfhelp) wrote2013-01-26 02:52 am

[Action] Fourth Wall



BILLY KAPLAN will be either a) flying/teleporting around or b) wandering through the chaos just wondering what the hell is going on; he's never seen this in Luceti before, and it's definitely something to look at. He'll be watching for familiar faces, definitely, or just poking at interesting-looking people.

EDWARD ELRIC is, surprise! Back from his kidnapping. Sort of. Temporarily. And he's trying to get himself home, but who knows what he'll run into on the way... eh-heh.

ASCH is in Good Spirits, mostly unruffled because he's been through like five years of this madness and refuses to get his feathers ruffled. But he will anyway, because he's like that. You might catch him outside as well, if he decides he's had enough and tries to drown himself in the lake or something. (This is entirely possible.)



[ooc: please put who you want to ping in the subject line or something, this is a catch-all! And Ed's just back for 4th Wall, his real return will be a few days after this. |Db]
sassygayfonmaster: (FABULOUS)

[personal profile] sassygayfonmaster 2013-01-26 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Apparently Asch is trying to drown himself in a lake.]

[This fate could have been avoided if he'd had a Sassy Gay Fon Master.]


Asch.

What.

What.

What are you doing?
dissonates: <user name=fontech> (oh fuck cannot unsee)

[personal profile] dissonates 2013-01-26 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Goddammit, Ion, he was just trying to WHAT THE HELL IS HE WEARING]

...Fon Master?
sassygayfonmaster: (WHAT R U DOIN)

[personal profile] sassygayfonmaster 2013-01-26 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Only the most pimpin' outfit in all of Luceti.]

[BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST: DRAGGING ASCH AWAY FROM THE WATER.]


Listen here, cockatiel, I don't know what is going through your mind right now, but whatever it is? I got two words for you: Get-- wait for it: Over it.

Now see, that was three words. But if you spent less time counting the words I'm using and more time thinking about things before you do them? You'd cause your friends a lot less grief, let me tell you.
dissonates: <user name=fontech> (don't make me bitchslap you.)

[personal profile] dissonates 2013-01-26 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god.

Oh god, it's hideous. Should he kill it? It's speaking nonsense, it's probably brain-damaged. Another defective replica.]


What. The hell. Are you talking about?

[Maybe it's one of the volcano-rejects. Dist raised it or something.]