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[IC] Appointments Post

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He was almost! We broke up the wedding, don't worry.

Why the hell was Wanda marrying Doom?

[Was the kidnapped? Brainwashed? Mind-controlled??]

Amnesia.

[...Ugh.]

Of course it was amnesia...

[No wonder she's been missing all this time.]

So she was in Latveria the whole time?

Yep. We checked there, but she was probably in Doom's castle.

...That is so, so messed up.

Yeah. Can you imagine the birthday gifts, though?

"Happy birthday, children, enjoy unwrapping Reed Richards' head on a silver platter."

[...Well. He probably won't be feeling that charitable towards the guy after getting out of that prison, but...]

The Thing's actual hands instead of those dumb inflatable fists. [ Tommy makes fists and lightly socks the air. ] Maybe our own country to turn into an ass-backwards evil utopia.

The thought of us running our own country is probably scarier than having Dr. Doom as a step-dad.

[....]

Oh god, Dr. Dad.

[HE TAKES IT BACK THAT'S WAY SCARIER]

Let's agree to never say that again. And if he comes here, we're banning him from getting anywhere near teen mom.

Agreed. Agreed one-hundred-percent.

[God, they have a messed up life, for a sentence like that to even be necessary.]

[ ... ]

Do you think they have a teen Doom.

...O-oh god. Maybe? How weird would that be... he'd probably be a witch-in-training, like me and Wanda, too.

[....]

What if they hit it off!?

No. I forbid it! The universe forbids it!

What would we even say, though? "Sorry, Not-Mom, you can't date a future super-villain"? Cassie had a big crush on Nate, and he was going to be Kang.

[ He grabs the smoothie off of the counter and uses that to cover up any discomfort he might feel.

Carry on like it's nothing, tough guy. He does just that after a lengthy gulp. ]

Aaaaaand she ended up with Jonas. Problem solved.

...She did?

[HE HADN'T HEARD THAT PART OF IT]

[ ... oh mother of fuck. ]

Yep. [ CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS WAIT HEY ] ... isn't the Vision our like, soul dad or something?

[That was awkwardly abrupt.]

...Supposedly, yeah. It's not like I've met Wanda yet to ask her about it, but it sounded like Vision was going to say that when we Kl'rt first brought it up.