[The coffee or the music would be good potentials, that's nice to know. His collection of both is pretty impressive. The magic, on the other hand-]

Huh... maybe? I've never tried it. Hang on, let me check.

[Please hold for ten minutes while he fills a dish and convinces a hyperactive golden retriever that he's thirsty.]

...You know, I actually can? I mean. I don't know how long it'll last and I'm just gonna assume that magic water isn't hazardous to an animal's- oh god, hang on.

[PLEASE HOLD AGAIN CHECKING SAID RETRIEVER'S HEALTH]