I don't know how you thought you could fool the guy who kind of does this for a living.

[It's the subtle differences, but to Teddy, they're obvious and telling enough for him to know who's who right away. Chin on "Tommy"'s shoulder, he looks over to "Billy" and - oh, it's weird. Half hilarious because he knows it's Tommy, but half weird because he looks so much like Billy.]

Or did you want me to kiss you instead?