[Oh, you poor clueless bastard.]

It's especially dumb here. The Malnosso like to screw around with our lives more than usual this time of year, I guess- we've been forced to fall in and out of love with the wrong people, or act like saps against our will, and then there's the mind-altering food that keeps materializing...

Basically V-Day is a good time to curl up under a dozen blankets and hope you escape it unscathed, in Luceti.