Alternate dimension-slash-world? Man, I was hoping for something new and exciting instead of the same old crapola I'm used to dealing with. How am I supposed to get all excited with this kind of setting?

[He actually sounds disappointed. Seriously.]

But hey. Don't dwell on why there's a huge crowd of people, kiddo. It's like Times Square. You can keep wondering why people are always wandering around, looking into the big, unnecessary Disney Store despite owning a huge collection of princess mugs, but you're only gonna drive yourself nuts.

And I'm like an expert on that. [Or so he's been told.]