[Uh-huh, that wasn't vaguely traumatizing in any way whatsoever. He sighs quietly, shaking his head and trying not to smile awkwardly, and moves to stand.]

...Well. Now that you've ruined my sex life for the rest of the month, I should head home and give Teddy the bad news. Speaking of which, though, in case you didn't get an invite already, Ben's having a big barbeque over at the apartment tonight, if you feel like joining the party.