selfhelp: ([billy] the dreams are getting worse.)
William "Billy" Kaplan (Wiccan) ([personal profile] selfhelp) wrote 2012-09-28 01:47 am (UTC)

[action; august 6th]

[Are you laughing at his clever Lord of the Rings sexual reference, Teddy. For shame.

Billy considers his boyfriend for a long moment, observing his baffled, vaguely panicked expression, lifting a brow suspiciously at the lube. He knows where that goes. It's pretty basic problem-solving, here. It's just, uh...]


...Want gloves or something?

[Can you be gay and squeamish about what goes where? Because this probably won't seem natural for a while, and he's fine with it in theory, but the process of it...]

Or- I guess I could, uh. Do it. Myself.

[Oh god seriously, they are going to take forever with all this fumbling.]

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