[Oh god - One does not simply - Teddy presses his hand over his mouth to try to hide his laughter, but it doesn't help that much. It's both humor and virgin nerves working against him here.

Once he calms down enough, he takes the condom and the lube and opens his mouth to ask something - only to get cut off by exactly what he wanted to confirm.]

I thought so. If this was the real thing, I'd have to stop everything just to ensure that aliens didn't abduct my real boyfriend.

[And now to look down at the lube and the condom and wonder what he's supposed to do with them. It's certainly not the first time he's ever put on a condom, but...

... Fuck they're really about to do this.]