Ahem.

[ Tommy straightens up, adjusting his posture a little. Clearing his throat a little dramatically, because this is going to be fun. ]

"Listen. If the ringbearers had flown Frodo to Mordor they would have been spotted immediately. Sauron would have known and they would have been shot down. Besides, if they could just fly there it wouldn't have been a good story. Just... stop talking and watch the movie."