Nn... yeah. I don't feel like explaining the stains later if we go too far.

[Plus, you know, it's a courtesy. People do visit them on occasion, and they ought not have sex on it for the same reason he chases Optimus off the furniture. Certain smells tend to stick around, even long after the fact. He wiggles thoughtfully, hands braced on Teddy's bare chest.]

If I gave you permission to carry me there, would that give you some incentive to move?