complicatedliar: (it's good to be the king)
Loki ([personal profile] complicatedliar) wrote in [personal profile] selfhelp 2013-09-26 04:36 am (UTC)

Oh. That.

[He huffs a laugh.]

Thor decided to drag us all to Jotunheim, because two of those creatures had interrupted his coronation. [It really no longer matters how those Jotun came to be in Asgard.] And of course he picked a fight whilst he was there. During the melee, one of the Jotun grabbed me, and its touch did not burn me with cold. That was when I found out.

Odin was little pleased by Thor's idiocy and banished him. Then promptly collapsed into the Odinsleep when I confronted him with the truth I had learned. So the throne fell to me. [He laughs, his tone becoming more bitter and mocking with every word.] How horrifying, to have my monstrous backside dirtying Asgard's golden throne. How desperate Thor's friends were to bring him back and see me replaced by an utter moron, not even knowing what thing I am.

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